Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
ttyl tear gas
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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