Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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