I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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