Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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