I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
