CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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