OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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