remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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