not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
How external is "for external use only"?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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