Will you blow on my dice?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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