you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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