Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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