Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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