I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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