You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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