Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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