dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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