I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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