Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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