first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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