quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
