btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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