i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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