Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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