oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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