We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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