But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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