Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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