1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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