i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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