Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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