Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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