that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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