You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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