apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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