"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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