The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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