"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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