My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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