He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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