a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
We are two peas in an std pod
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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