you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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