If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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