someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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