and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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