i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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