Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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