Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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