We're like a lot better than the average bears
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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