Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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