I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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