Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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