Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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