no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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