i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i would punch a child for taco bell
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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