scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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