bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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