Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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